I was a drizzle, and she was a hurricane.
I literally love this book. And this is one of my favorite lines in it.
I’m shooting my first wedding tomorrow
And I’m really nervous. Cause you can’t mess it up. Cause there’s only one.
Every other company titles the link on their website “Careers”
Hot Topic titles the link “Jobs”
At least you’re being being honest, bro.
What is wrong with you.STOP JUDGING ME
I can’t.
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the acceptable
Nesta and Oscar by shiftdnb on Flickr.
My mom is sitting next to me and just made the “I want these” face. Why can’t I have them!?
Snappy comebacks I use on a regular basis.
Wow, you’re tall. Do you play basketball? No. Do you play mini golf?
How tall are you really? Taller than the grass, shorter than the trees.
Are your parents tall? I don’t know. I was found wandering alone in the Amazon forest when I was 2.
Why do you wear heels? To get better reception for when my people send for me.
How’s the weather up there? Drier than where you’re spitting.
You’re tall. Really? Oh my God! What’s going on? What’s wrong with me? Can you give me ride to the hospital?
Why are you so tall? I was born in Chernobyl.
My new response: I was born in Chernobyl.
- An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
LOOK AT THIS DOG. YOU WANT HIM.
Jeffrey is a beautiful 60 lb…dilute chocolate? (I’m not sure what his coloration is, but it’s beautiful) American pit bull terrier. He is a goofball whose hobbies include the following:
-Making goofy faces
-Rolling around in the grass like a fool
-Giving kisses
-Wagging his entire body at the very idea of a walk
-BELLY RUBS. enough said.
Jeffrey has a BIG head and is very muscular, but does NOT jump on you, pull on the leash (he walks right by your side like a gentleman), is not mouthy, and knows basic obedience commands. He loves EVERYONE, no exceptions. When he sees other dogs his whole lower half wiggles. He is gentle and polite with children and adults alike. He is also fully housebroken.
Unfortunately, things have not always been so good for Jeff. At one time, he was living his life attached to tight pieces of wire which have left scars in his neck. He does not seem to be affected in any way by his past…he’s always ready to live it up and spread all his pittie love around.
If that weren’t enough to make you want him, he is FREE of charge and comes with a crate, free vet exam, $150 worth of professional training, neuter, microchip, vaccinations, and collar/tags.
If you or someone you know is looking for a GREAT pibble ambassador in the Austin TX area (although we DO adopt out of city and even out of state!), tell ‘em about Jeffy. He is located at AUSTIN ANIMAL CENTER (fka Town Lake Animal Center), at 7201 Levander Loop.
I really just wanted to share these photos I got of him, but it would be great if anyone reblogged for him. :)
PLEASE BE MINE!!
